10/16/18

Burnt Out Torches

I have a few minutes to spew out an idea that I wrote for a class (even though it's not something I'm studying)
As anyone who reads this blog or talks to be for longer than 5 minutes knows, I'm making a Dungeons and Dragons campaign.
This story is about the main antagonist, Enyuk, and his source of power.

Enjoy it!
Okay, back to studies.


(except less bling)

Burnt Out Torches


The burning pages told him someone had recently been here. As he left through the doorway to tell his party what he found, he stumbled upon something shiny beneath his feet. A red gem framed in gold, attached to a golden chain. It shined and glistened amongst the torch light, and for a split second, saw the evil eyes of a demon. And in that split second, he felt something pierce his soul. A thousand silent screams penetrated his mind. This wasn’t normal evil. This evil was untapped, raw.
He placed his nail-ridden baseball bat over his shoulder as he brought the gem out into the hallway.
“What do we have here?” asked the rogue “A gem?”
“Yes, but…” he paused. His eyes shifted from the party to the necklace a few times, then he focused on the cleric. “It’s evil, somehow”
The cleric, being of sound religious background, took it from his outstretched hand and examined it closely. The necklace fell to the ground and bounced. The cleric’s eyes were wide, shocked, and scared.
“We need to leave this.” he demanded. “We must!”
His words were fast, but punctual. The group knew what had to be done.

They found a small chest in the room. They opened it, placed the necklace inside, and locked it. With what binding material they could find, they wrapped it up, tied it closed, and found a place to bury it among the papers and furniture.

Years pass, and the old cleric, who denounced his old ways, came back to the dungeon. He walked in and out of rooms, feeling nostalgic of what used to be. Most of the rooms had seen many adventurers over the years, and it showed with the new sword marks on the walls, broken tables and burnt out torches. As he sauntered along, he found the room they had hidden the necklace.
To his surprise, it was untouched.
It was still in its place; under the chair with papers covering it. As he unwrapped the chest, he couldn’t help but smile as the old smell reminded him of the party; The rugged barbarian with his bat, Loverboy. The dashing rogue and his silver tongue that got them out of most everything. The beautiful ranger, her uncanny ability to bring the party’s spirits up was second to none.
And there it was; the cursed necklace.
The evil still lingered, and he could feel it. Feeling tempted and not wanting to miss the opportunity to experience new magic, he put it on.
Suddenly, he felt his body vibrate and go limp. He started to see thing, things he never wanted to see; burning bodies, mangled corpses, screams from otherworldly monsters, his grandmother naked.
Then, silence.
Everything went blank.
He picked himself up, dusted off, and walked out of the dungeon, seeing all he needed to see.

That night, he found himself unable to sleep. He tossed and turned, and everytime he shut his eyes from the moment the moon came out, all he saw was fire. This was not good.
He grabbed the necklace, but it would not go over his head. It seemed to be bound to him. He used some fire magic to melt the metal, only to leave a nice red mark on the back of his neck and the necklace shinier than ever where his hands were placed.
He poured over his research, looking feverishly for some answer. Thinking this was some punishment from his former deity, he got onto his knees and prayed the torture to stop, that he’d repent his ways and turn back. He felt heat again, but this time, it wasn’t around his neck. The heat felt like it was balling up in his stomach and expanding throughout his body. Into his chest, his shoulders, his arms, his fingers. He felt it in his thighs, his calves, his toes. It reached his head and he felt calm.
Just calm.
His eyes became half open and he slouched against a nearby wall, sliding down it and smiling, as if he had been infected with marijuana.
He started to go numb, starting at the top of his head down to his feet. He felt nothing.
He watched himself stand up, look at his research, and ignite his hands.
As the building burnt down behind him, he continued to feel nothing, but heard a demonic voice say “This vessel will do. It’s powerful.”
He woke up the next morning, buying a few vegetables in the market nearby where he used to live. He said nothing, but heard his voice asking how fresh the produce is and what the price happens to be.
“They were picked fresh yesterday, sir!” said the cheerful salesgirl “The carrots are 2 gold, the lettuce is 4 gold, and the--”
He cut her off “How much for you?”
She started to sweat, and her hands started to shake. “Uhm...excuse me?”
“You heard me. How much, for you?” He saw his hand go up to her chin, as if examining her.
He fought for control, trying to get out of this situation and save a life, hopefully. He struggled and fought, mentally ruffling around for control of his body.
The next thing he saw was a darkness that faded into pale torchlight along a wall. The ebb and flow of the torch was the only calming quality of the situation. He recognized the dungeon. It was where he found the necklace. Soon, he arrived at a door. THE door. The door that once held the most evil part about him. It opened, and his body walked inside. His voice began chanting in a tongue he had studied, but didn’t know fully. The parts he could pick out talked of a sacrifice, being free, and finding a vessel. Everything else about the chant was guttural, throaty, and sounded like fire.

His body found a book, written in a demonic language. He found that he could read the words, but they made no sense.
“Man boy to be is found. Under next rock, turtle in pasture. Give of mortal. Twelve horn fire, the world anew. She ambassador condor and the world you Under new plus and yesterday, the crows signaling miss”

After reading lines of nonsense, the body closed the book, held out a hand, and ushered forth magic power that did...nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

He screamed as he felt power leave his body and into the open air.
From behind him, a familiar voice “Is everything alright?”
“If everything was alright, you wouldn’t be here. This place wouldn’t be here. Everyone would be dead!” he heard his voice say.
The voice stepped into the room, revealing herself to be the salesgirl from the market. She was wearing flimsy armor over her work clothes. She looked scared as she put her shortsword back in its sheath.
“Oh” she said sheepishly “Uhm...tell me again why you want to destroy this dimension, and why you need me.”
He turned around to face her “My poor sweet, ignorant girl. I need you because you are pure. We will start a new, pure world together.”
She blushed, but not out of flattery, and he knew that deep down. Inside, he could see her tears well up in her eyes. No doubt thinking about her family, her friends, everyone she’s ever loved or needed love from.
His body searched the room again, hoping to find a spell, or a book with the spell in it.
He searched for what seemed like hours when he came back. The girl was asleep along the wall, looking exhausted from crying and searching.
He gave up, picked the girl up and hoisted her over his shoulder. He took the torch and exited the dungeon to the bright light outside.
He got full control back and fell to his knees, the girl falling with him.
“What happened?” they said simultaneously “What? No, what did you say? What’s going on?”
They stared at each other for a while. He saw the genuine fear and confusion in her eyes. He shook his head and looked at the necklace. It wasn’t glowing, but faintly pulsating in a rhythm.
“I...think he’s asleep.” he said, giving a sigh of relief.
“Excuse me, what?” she said “Who’s ‘he?’”
“I...I don’t--I don’t know” he said, placing the necklace back down on his chest. He looked at her and said “We haven’t been formally introduced, and I’m sure that my body has done some awful things to you in the past few days”
She cut him off “Well, yes. And the past few weeks”
How long have I been out? He asked himself. When was the last time I showered?
After smelling himself, he explained the situation to her.
“My name is Enyuk. I’m a cleric turned wizard and I guess I owe you an apology, miss…?”
He was expectant of her to answer with her name, but only got back a small whimper
“Are you alright, Enyuk?” She asked him
He tilted his head. Funny, he’s been asking himself that same question for weeks, apparently.
“Ah, yes. I’ll be just fine. But you, my dear” he said in his most reassuring voice “need to get back to your family. You’re not safe with me. You’re not safe here.”
He thought quickly, not wanting her to leave house and home, and he not wishing to leave the land he grew up knowing. After many moments of deliberation, he sparked an idea.
“My fair lady, I ask that you run back home. Let me know not of who you are. Did I ask for your name these past few weeks?”
She nodded “Yes, and I told you my name”
He wrote down on a piece of paper ‘Esrellda’ and gave it to her.
“If I call you by your real name, tell me that you’ve changed it to this. Once you do, step away from me.”
And with that, he ran off into the woods.

To this day, Enyuk lives in the Black Woods, recollecting his research. Every so often, he returns to demon form and yells the salesgirl’s name as loudly as he can, searching towns for weeks on end. She has evaded him for the time being. When his powers are depleted, he sleeps in the gem again, allowing Enyuk to restore what good he destroyed.

10/7/18

College, Internet, and the world around you

With my college teaching being here, I typed literally in the school's lounge, I may start to have either an influx of ideas, or a drought.

But, with that being said, let's get experimental.

College is such a fun time in a young person's life; they're learning new things, meeting new people, getting freaky with the drugs and the alcohol because they're cool and lookin' to score.
Or, if you're really wild, then I just described high school.
If you're a genuine maniac, that was only elementary school.

But, school is such a special time. Why do you think we have so many 'teen' movies? Everyone wants to relive, or make up, getting a higher education.
Looking at Japan's culture, high school is the last time these kids get to interact with each other before being thrown into a cubicle, a hard hat, or farmer garb. This video explains it better than I can.
Also, if you're super into Japanese culture, I recommend checking out this channel. Gaijin Goomba knows what he's talking about.

But why is it so much fun to make up? Why are there countless teen movies about basically the same thing?
Because the genre is always relevant.
It doesn't matter if it was 1985 or 2017, kids go to high school. In 2028, kids will still go to high school.

The movies serve as time capsules for us to look back at and laugh, almost as if it's a yearbook.
The corny humor, the quirky characters, the impossible situations.
Recently, my family and I watched "Can't Buy Me Love"
It's about this nerd who wants to buy a $1000 telescope, but he sees a popular girl in the shop across the way, begging the store clerk to let her exchange the conveniently priced $1000 outfit she needs to replace the dirty one she has.
He comes to her rescue, buys the outfit and asks a favor of her; to fake date him.
It's a great movie, and I recommend you watch it if you haven't already.

The whole time we watched it, we laughed at how big their hair was, how cheesy their outfits looked, but the emotion behind the acting was the highlight of the film.

Another movie that is fantastic is Napoleon Dynamite.

I remember this movie from when I was in 5th grade. I also remember I wasn't allowed to watch it for some reason. I guess because my mom thought Kip holding sai across his chest looked threatening and not child friendly. I also thought it had the Numa Numa song in it. It did not. It was 2004; my internet was as slow as a retarded turtle.
If you've never seen Napoleon Dynamite, it's about this nerdy kid. That's it. Pedro runs for school president and you should vote for him. That's the major plot point. The movie is so loosely written around Napoleon, it's like he's watching his own movie. The majority of the time, it's Napoleon in school, dealing with bullies as passive aggressively as possible. Side characters are introduced randomly, like Pedro's cousins he never talked about that showed up at a few points. I won't spoil anything for those who haven't watched, but be aware the final scene with Uncle Rico makes literally no sense. It's also slightly hard to believe the then 27-year-old Jon Heder is portraying a 16-year-old boy who's 6'1".
I think it's his outlandish personality that keeps me watching this movie over and over again. The visuals are more like the 1980's, what with the hair and the outfits. You feel like this set of characters are stuck in the 1980's, except for some of the more popular students who are dressed and styled in decade appropriate garb.

Speaking of high school movies that I wasn't allowed to watch, but this time for good reason; Superbad

This movie doesn't stand the test of time, sadly. At one point, I thought this movie was hilarious. As I got older, though, McLovin' became less funny. Superbad is also a movie that is unexpectedly touching near the end. Like, you know they're losers throughout the film, especially Fogell. And then it gets to the end of the party when Seth and Evan are trying to get back home, and end up sleeping in Evan's basement in sleeping bags. Though this was intended as a joke, it's still a heartwarming scene, because it's something I'd do with my friends. Especially the nose "boops"
The next day, they go to the mall to get stuff for college. It's a genuine bonding experience, then they see the girls, Jules and Becky. Jules has a black eye from when Seth tripped and hit her face, so she's at the mall to get cover up for it. Since Seth knows about make up from his sister (? It's been a while since I've watched the movie. don't @ me) he offers to help her find some.
And Becky needs new bed sheets for her dorm, and as luck would have it, so does Evan.
They split the party, symbolically saying "This is the split for us, but the beginning of something new"

It doesn't fully capture what high school is like, but what movie can? Movies are fiction, and should be treated as such. Sure, a lot of them have the same themes; bullying, underage drinking, horny-ness, and other teenage struggles.

But, that's just high school. What about college?

Enter "Accepted"
Ironically, also with Jonah Hill.

This movie is about Justin Long's character facing the struggles of getting into college. So, after applying and applying and applying, he still did not get accepted.
Then, he and his friends, along with Lewis Black, start a college where you can learn anything.
Literally, anything.
Even telekinesis. (That's blowing shit up with your mind)
The South Harmon Institute of Technology, or SHIT because fuck censorship.
This movie is all about rebellion and youthfulness and I'm all for it. Compared to other college movies, like Van Wilder where every other sentence is a sexual innuendo, this movie breaks those boundaries and introduces a new concept; doing what you want to succeed.
Albeit, it's a comedy movie, and you shouldn't look too into those because they're meant to make you laugh, but a story that's only laughs doesn't get very far, unless it's Monty Python.

I know of a few more school movies, but perhaps another time.

So, the second part of the title; The Internet. What's that about?
Well, the last time I went to school was 2011, so you can understand my surprise when I have to take at least one class online and not in a classroom.
The majority of our curriculum is on a website/app called Canvas. There, we can check how we're doing in class, what assignments are due, and what we'll be doing next week.
My question is, what would I be like if I had grown up with this from the start?

I wasn't allowed to even have a cell phone until I was a sophomore in high school. I begged my mom for one constantly since 6th grade. It was tough seeing 3rd graders walking around with their flip phones, but it did teach me a lesson; just because it's trendy doesn't mean you need it.
To be fair, at that point, I didn't. Who was I going to hang out with? Who was going to kidnap me when I knew basically every adult in the school, and we never left their sight.
Then, high school, when I should've been hanging out with friends, but couldn't because I didn't have a clam to call home. (Pun totally not intended, but super appreciated)
The first clam I ever called my own.
[Dragonforce plays in the background]
Now, if I had grown up with today's technology and would've needed a smartphone in grade school, things would have been different, probably. It would have forced my mom into buying one for me, I'd understand so much more about apps and technology than I already do, I probably would have loaded it with porn because, you know, I was 13.

I think the reason we write about school is because it's a symbol of youth and possibilities before the responsibilities of adulthood come knocking on our door. (Unless you live with your parents until you're 27)

The only thing that is awful about teen movies is that they try too hard to be trendy.
I rewatched The Duff a few months ago and it did not stand up to the test of time. Referencing current events or trends is a symbol of death. At the time, yeah, it was funny! But a year later when everyone's forgotten about Lindsey Lohan, it stops being funny.

What are some of your favorite memories from school? What school movies do you love watching over and over again?

I've also found out that tags don't work as well on here as they do on Twitter, so I'm abandoning them.

Have a great solstice!